The Voice of Waddletown Marsh
Founded in 2026 and delivered by wing to every nest in the wetland, The Waddletown Gazette is the monthly community newsletter of Waddletown Marsh. From the muddiest scandals to the sweetest snail jam, we cover it all — fearlessly, and occasionally accurately.
Our motto remains unchanged: so long as there is mud in the pond, we will dig through it.
The Staff of the Reeds
Who makes the Gazette
Bitter-Bill
Editor-in-Chief
Gruff, deerstalkered, and forever one gossip column away from resignation. The beating (and grumbling) heart of the Gazette.
Roxy Ripple-Maker
Chief Reporter
Fearless on the front line of every flurry. If a plank is slippery or a scum bank empty, Roxy is already there, notebook in wing.
Penelope Pinfeather
Style Correspondent
The undisputed authority on marsh fashion. Never knowingly under-accessorised, and never without her signature dragonfly fascinator.
Quillan Swamp-Scribe
Junior Reporter & Scribe
The youngest wing in the newsroom, forever quill at the ready. Eager, quick, and never without a fresh notebook for the next ripple of marsh news.
Where to Find Us
Come say helloBy Wing
The Old Willow
Drop your letters and notices at the Old Willow on Lilypad Lane. Mind the boardwalk — it’s slippery when wet.
Online
WaddletownGazette.com
Follow the ripples at @WaddletownGazette for the freshest scoops between issues.
In Print
Monthly Issue
Delivered to every nest. Printed, proudly, on Recycled Marsh Fibres.